Kiss My Eyes and Lay Me to Sleep

My sister really needs to quit doing that.

And by that, I mean having sex in the family room while I'm home.

Without warning me first.

This really isn't my day. At all.

So much awkward.

Still...FRINGE TONIGHT!

Yes, I know, not even Thanksgiving yet. But Claudie's post reminded me and better to get started early than late. If you want a card from me, please leave your info here. Even if I know your info, leave it anyway so I don't forget anyone. You know you want to. I shamelessly stole the format from Claudie. SHAMELESSLY! All comments are screened.

Name:
Address:
Holiday: (Christmas? Hanukkah? Kwanzaa? Chrismukkah? Thursday? I will send Happy Thursday cards to those who don't celebrate holidays.)
Favourite holiday song: (Just for fun. And, no, Claudie. 'Oh what a night' is not a Christmas song.)

Now respond, my minions!

Not literally but if you could see the OH so bored look on my face right now? You'd probably feel pity. Here's the story.

Crashed hardcore at 12:20 am last night. I felt like crap but held out because of EJ and Titania (not to mention Nat was convulsing with the fact her German was floating on X and..who am I to deny her? I've TRIED, it doesn't work.)I didn't want to leave the thread hanging because then I'd be sleeping and a rep would pop into my head and be gone, so once both of them finally went to bed? I just said screw it and crashed too. (I have..Come Clean by Hilary Duff stuck in my head at this time too thanks)

Now, what the hell happens? 4:30 am, I wake up. My other half hasn't gone to bed yet. I made something to eat cause I realized I was actually..hungry and then went back to sleep.

6 am. God damn it I'm up. I've cleaned the kitchen and the living room AND it's currently 11:20 am I've written almost 15,000 words to a backstory for a muse. I catnapped here and there and now I am back to being...bored..listening to The Lost Boys soundtrack. This is going to drive me insane. Yes, I know it is. Fucking LJ. They were supposed to do this shit weeks ago. (like..before my muses decided omg let's get loud.) Oh well. I can upload icons to my thing here now I guess. heh.

OH and make a new layout. HUZZAH...yes..I have those pics of Bill all wet and shit. Go me.

So...I had an incredibly awkward morning. I had a nine o'clock doctor's appointment this morning, involving a breast exam and a Pap test among other things. My mother had scheduled it for me and neglected to tell me until we got there that my new doctor is my friend, Souha. Yes, you read that right. MY FRIEND.

Now, I love Souha to death. We're good friends and I enjoy watching her kids for her. But there are some things that friends just shouldn't do. Like look at your vagina. Or stick their fingers inside you and poke at your ovaries. Well...most of the time anyway. That is just one bonding experience that should never, ever happen. Ever.

I also got a flu shot. That was much less awkward. You have to understand my immense level of awkward and twitchy around needles to get why that being the least awkward part was weird.

Then I got a chicken biscuit and fries from Bojangles. They were tasty, but in no way made up for my morning.

So that's my morning in a nutshell. An awkward, awkward nutshell. I am never speaking to my mother ever again. Ever.

Fringe tonight! Yay! Why yes, that is divergent from the theme of the post, but it needed to be said. I like Fringe. Yay, Fringe!

I was disappointed tonight by Countdown. David Shuster was filling in for Keith and it's just not the same. I watch Countdown for the anger and righteous indignation, and David is just too easy going. Not to mention he doesn't have Keith's voice or vocabulary. And don't get me started on his suit. Three shades of blue, none of them complementary, and a tie with dots paired with a pinstriped suit. No. Just...no. Keith's suits are terrible, but so much so that it's endearing. David's? Not so much. To be fair, one of his guests was worse. Bright blue shirt, dark blue suit and bright red tie with stripes...just bad fashion choices, boys.

I think 360 is going to beat out Countdown in my affections tonight. Anderson is always a pretty sight. But now that I've said that, John King will probably be filling in for Anderson. He is not a pretty sight. Oh well. At least Rachel and Jon won't fail me. Gotta love my favourite lesbian and my favourite Jew. Great. Now I'm thinking of the Paul Rudd dance again. Okay, I lied. Arianna Huffington is filling in for Rachel. WTF MSNBC...WTF?!

[Edit]: Anderson was on. Yay! Still sad about the lack of Keith and Rachel. But Heroes was made of win, so that's okay.

List your top ten favorite celebrities at the moment and answer the questions under the cut.

1. Keith Olbermann
2. Jon Stewart
3. Anderson Cooper
4. Rachel Maddow
5. Gareth David-Lloyd
6. Simon Amstell
7. John Barrowman
8. Paul Rudd
9. Kristen Schaal
10. Dmitri Martin


( More than you probably wanted to know about my celebrity crushes )